A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]
So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
|Friend:||"So how's your daughter doing?"|
|Dad:||"Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."|
|Friend:||"What's she studying?"|
|Friend:||"And does she have a boyfriend?"|
|Dad:||"Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."|
|Friend:||"You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"|
|Dad:||"No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."|
|Best dad ever|
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
Wait, they were selling something here?
remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?
sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard
YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! TIS BACK!!!
LET’S GET ZESTY